Stella V. Wilkins, actress/comedian/yoga extraordinaire, tries to return an item at a department store and is given a hard time. She gets fed up and gets charged with “DISORDERLY CONDUCT”? Bad girl Stella, you should know better! 

That Chris Gore, writer and founder of Film Threat Magazine and G4TV personality, asked “THE FBI” to interview John Hinckley Jr. to get his opinion on Taxi Driver. Sounds reasonable enough. And it turns out, “THE FBI” has lots of special duties. Doody!

Mike Cioffi, producer, writer and jaunty-hat wearing guy, joins Story Worthy to wish Christine a very “HAPPY BIRTHDAY.” And Mike talks about how his ‘cool uncle’ took him to Vegas to wish him a “HAPPY BIRTHDAY,” and then encouraged him to get smashed.

Penelope Lombard, writer and comedian, thinks "I'M PRETTY" but then she doubts it because her friends post pictures of her on Facebook with crazy eyes.  Also, she has 2 cats, but that doesn't mean she wants your cat shit.  

Naomi Grossman, comedic writer and solo artist, went to acting class and met a hot 60-something year old masseuse, who offered her a massage. And then...guess who had “SEX WITH A SEXTAGENARIAN”? Well, I’ll give you a hint. It wasn’t Hannes. Happy New Year podcast friends!